Introduction - Writer # 1
Name: Well, you can call me whatever you’d like. I’m not picky. I once read in a book that names fix a person or a thing into place. It doesn’t give the opportunity of change. I don’t want to be stuck in that position, see? I would rather be able to grow as a person. For the time being, though, since there are to be two people writing in this blog, call me Cat (my reasons being the following: 1- It’s the name of my favorite character in one of my favorite series. 2- I act like a cat, so I find it appropriate. 3- I like cats. I own one. Of course I like cats. 4- If I get into a fight on this blog with someone about something, I can say with pleasure, “It was a cat fight.” Pun intended. If I lose the fight, someone has the right to call me a pussy. Another pun. 5- It gives someone a reason to make a Tweedy Bird impression, “I thwat I thaw a puddy cat! I did! I did thee a puddy cat!”)
Age: It’s not important. Just know that I’m legally an adult, and some. I can legally go into a porn store and buy a dildo if I’d like, but I’d rather not, so that’s a bad example.
Gender: Female, though I act like a male most of the time. I’m not very lady-like, and I definitely don’t have manners, though I could be if I actually gave it some effort.
Hobbies: Writing, reading, watching reruns and movies that I know by heart, and playing video-games that I become obsessed with. Sometimes, I admit, I yell at the screen. Usually during a part where I die, or someone in the movie dies or is about to. I do believe that the people inside of the screen can hear me, at times. Sometimes they listen, you know? (I’ll be honest, I lead a great social life.) Oh, and I guess blogging is one of my hobbies now, too. From the moment that I post this first entry, I’m officially a “blogger”. Should I hash-tag shit now?